From Dear John to Dear John:

How to know when you are getting a Dear John letter?

One of the first signs is that he or she is in a hurry to met you. Especially when you are listed on one of the online dating site. I don't want to waste my time, so I need you to committe to me and only me.

Second, when answering questions make sure he or she is returning an answer that you believe was a well rounded answer. Not just an o.k. are I tell you later about that question. But A solid honest answer.

If you listen to the person talking and words like I believe you are a nice person comes up two or three time in your conservation, You are gettting dump within the next 24 -48 hours. To smooth it over he or she says I still want to be your friend.

Women and men are true liar when it come down to weight . Listen to the conservation closely for these words. I am looking for pictures of when I was about your size. It is their way of calling you FAT without breaking your heart.

The biggest Dear John that you will every get will slap you in the face. Instead of you dropping the bomb of her she drop it on you. Then you say all kinds of sweet words to win her back. Then you get slapped again. Just remember that a woman knows that the men will approach her to see if she can control and intimidate you. She'll ignore you when she finds out that she can Her signature is all over this Dear John letter that is truly meant for you.

For more great tips on any Dear John subjects just leave a message, while watching of the next issue "L@@king thru the eyes of Dear John".

WHY you have NO Friends?

Found myself sitting on the top of the bay watching the time roll away again. One by one or minute by minute I keep sitting waiting for you to call me back after a heated phone call made you feel that you meant nothing to me.

I try to understand what you wanted from me. However, a book with a cover would be a start for me. But as I tried to open the inside of the book, the pages were blank and nothing for me. I had plenty of contexts to add to the book. But just like the blank pages, I discover it was not written for me.

The cover of the book was address to you. All I wanted was to extend my hand just to be with you. I found myself searching my heart with confusion, passion and determine to make you smile so I can smile big with you too. It was hard to swim up the river or the stream, when the walls of your power, keep drowning me. I ask for your help directly, you paused or stop in the middle of the page. Something was more important than being a friend to me. How long would it take for me to stop and listen when someone has no interest in me? You are beautiful yet charming on the outside to me.

The inside cover really worried me. At times you would split out words at me. I dodge, change the subject as quick as can be. Then you would say what’s wrong, you are not talking to me. Your vocals got lighter and lighter sweeter to me as you became sleepy inside of three.

I may be found guilty trying to unlock what has been locked up and you thrown away the key. But it is hard to meet and greet when there is just a few moves on the chessboard that you will let me see.

We both have gone out our way looking for a pattern to breathed, my friendship means nothing if we can not agree. I know I can not change the statue of liberty. I know I can make you smile as crazy as that might be. You only smile when you want to smile. You say what you want as often as you pleased. You will stop me in my tracks where we begin. That’s all you know you don’t want to bend. That makes good sense if you only want one friend. It takes two to tango, I would love for it to be ME! Found myself sitting on the top of the bay watching the time roll away again.

Hope you understand why you do not have friends.

CREATED

In the beginning this planet, our world
Which is called the earth gave life
Through a seed, it was not alone. It
Needed air, it needed sunlight and it
Needed water to achieve. “Created”

It’s achievement were the grass, the
Flowers and the trees, the clouds
Rollover and drop a mist onto the
Trees. The mist ran down from the
Tops of the trees fast and smooth till
It became the river, lake and the
Stream. “Created”

Paddle of waters became mud, under
The trees from the mud came creepy
Little things, they travel and pick up
And carried things up and down a hole
As they built a mount underneath the
Trees. The mount grew bigger and
Bigger each year. It got so high it
Began to snow. The snow cap mountain
Gave away in the snow. Down roll a
Big fuzzy white bear that look just like
Winter white snow. The big fuzzy white
Bear hunted by land and by sea. While
Swimming and stirring up the water, he
Brought the fish up from the bottom of the
Sea, leaping and jumping the fish was free
They gathered in a group of tens and by
Threes “Created”

The seagulls flew over the sea searching
The area for food for their families, grabbling
The fish out of the sea and returning back
Home to feed they families. The big eyed
Weasel looked on, watching the seagull
Touchdown he moved closer as he was hatching
Out his plan to rob the nest. He ran down with the
Goodies in his hand, to a safe place where he could
Eat supper and dine. The weasel licked his fingers
And close his eyes to rest. The trees of the planet
Provided the shade for his rest. The world provided
For the food that he went out to get, the earth gave
Up the blanket where he comfortably slept. The seeds
Keep spouting during his nap. The air, the sunlight and
Water has been around since the beginning of time.
“Created”

Thanks to the almighty, for he created everything and
Gave us the beautiful place we called home.