Census 2010

Census 2010:

As a permanent resident of the United States of America. I recieved another Census 2010 questionaire to be filled out by me and my household. This questionaire was filled out by me on the 20th of March and place in the mailbox that same day with the correct bar code in the clear window of the white and black envelope. I was sure it would have arrived on or before the April 1st deadline.

After achieving that goal. It is the morning of the 1st day of April. The first thought that came across my mind was that today was April fool's day. As many people take this day to play jokes on one another. I start my day around 8: A.M. that morning., with a little breakfast and a protein drink. The phone begin to ring as I was finshing my meal.

The voice mail messager pick up and answer the call: saying " No one is available to answer your call please leave a message at the sound of the beep." BEEP!

"Heeeeey, I just wanted you to know that we have cancel our trip to the east coast." But there was know April fool joke mention. I thought nothing about that. Then, I got another phone call and the busy signal would kick in, yet you could still hear a voice on the line giggling or laughing while the answer machine would pick up. Thank goodness for the caller ID on my system. The caller ID recorded this number, 11111111111 and the word "unavailable" next to it.

This all happen before 3:P.M. with the television on I heard a story from the local news station that someone was sending false Census 2010 questionaires out. By now it done on me that people where playing practical jokes all across the United States. I then took action myself and email that person back who had cancel their trip to the east coast. My email simply said "sure you are not going to the east coast!!" April fool!!!!

This email start a hot conversation, that person email by back. Saying we are not going to the east coast, for real!

Now before I could return a response to that email. A phone call can in with this message. "We are going to the big state of Mississippi and we are getting a hotel room on the water." Well, with laughter and giggling on the inside I chose not to response to that. It was a continual April fool's day joke!! My phone rang, rang as more and more April fool's jokes came in.

A dear family member of mines, who lives about and hour drive from me. Hit me up too! This person could not have thought of this by herself and it is heavily quoted with words I never heard of on the internet. So I will quote this email for you, to understand what I am going through today as a April fool's day joke or jokes. The email said, I quote:

"The internet would be shut down for cleaning for twenty-four hours from April 2 until April 3. This cleaning is necessary to clear out the "electronic flotsam and jetsam" that has accumulated in the network. Dead email and inactive ftp, www, and gopher sites would be purged. The cleaning will be done by "five very powerful Japanese-built multi-lingual Internet-crawling robots (Toshiba ML-2274)
situated around the world." During this period, users are warned to disconnect all devices from the internet."

After that email my brainwaves, are at a panic mode! My emotional feelings are attacking my reasons for getting up this day. Physically, I can't wait until this day end!

This is a breakthrough low for all those who sent me through these April fool's day jokes. I am now waiting for the amblance to arrive here and pick me up. I think I am seeing pink elephant, too! Got you! "APRIL"S FOOL to all of you jokers."

Now it is 6:P.M and I go to my mailbox. I have one letter. A big white and black envelope with these words written on it in a black square box saying "U.S. Census Form Enclosed YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW."

I open the Census 2010 my second one and it is the same as the first one that I sent during March. Since this is an offical letter from the U.S Department of Commerce, Census Bureau. I am going to filled this questionaire out again. Because it is not another April fool's joke and I want my response to be duty noticed as a permanent citizen of the United States Of America.